It’s a sunny Sunday morning - the bi-annual “Cucumber sandwich and light run around on the court tournament” is on. Polly, Judith and Ethan are already limbering up in the members only sauna trying to regain sinus function after daddy’s annual “greater than Gatsby extravaganza”. You grab the finest court kit you have and decide to spice things up this year, you strap on your premium Struthless Apparel© bumbag in a cross chest position. This is the year you have finally decided to break mould, to show your real colours… I AM THE REBEL…. I AM DIFFERENT….. I AM THE BLACK SHEEP…. but i fucking love it, cause everyone likes edgy.
All bumbags are 100% handmade by @floppyhotdogs
The outside fabric is chino drill and lined with satin, printed with Struthless illustrations.
The length from end to end varies between 50-55 inches but if you’re a bigger or smaller friend I can customise the length. Just email firstname.lastname@example.org or dm @floppyhotdogs